Armistice Brewing’s A Very Viking Valentines

Save the date! Our much anticipated anti-Valentines Day pillage is taking a turn. Could love be in the air? Or is that just the smell of charred corpses? We’ll gather to celebrate the marriage of Gudrun of the Skjöldungs and Sigurd of the Völsungs. Odin-willing, these nuptials will knit-together our two warring clans, between which much blood has been spilt. Beers will fløw like the tears of the vanquished at 6 pm; feasting begins at 7 pm. Viking helmet, commemorative glass, five-course meal, and bottomless beer pairings, as well as plenty of Viking activities including, but not limited to war cries, boasts, and costume contests. Pillåge casual attire and plastic weapøns strøngly encøuraged. Nø real weapøns, please. Drinking hørn and Viking helmet included. Leave yøur feelings at høme; bring yøur dates if yøu must.